Learning to Garden
don't be fooled
by old school
these roses
are not roses
they're tulips
you're free to ignore
the thorns the blood
on your fingers
free to brag
about the harvest
leave june's empty
vase empty
don't be fooled
by appearances
these roses
are not roses
they're azaleas
thriving in shade
you're free to brag
about your surfeit of flowers
free to gloss over
that same empty vase
don't be fooled
don't give in
summer's in full swing and
imagining is easier than digging
keeps you cool and feeling a lot better
so confident you could
cut a video about it
crucify on social media
any tree-hugger who objects
to what you post
give your site a boost
by boasting about
all you know about growing
maybe get immortalized
by an a i citation or
a gigabyte of fame
so don't be fooled
just keep walking
fast past city parks
and stay as best your able
far very far from the dirt
and the toil of the soil